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{Non-M!A} The warden prowled the halls of the Institute. One of the books he needed was over-due, and he was looking for the person who hadn't returned it yet. The librarian had been most helpful in describing the individual: tall, large nose, etc. They seemed to be elusive though... "Excuse me," Thresh asked, seeing the young summoner, "may I ask you a question?"

ezrathesummoner:

ask-thechainwarden:

ezrathesummoner:

Ezra knew that voice, and as he turned to face the chain warden he took a step back. He’d only recently failed yet another match summoning Thresh. “S-sure..” He mumbled, surely the chain warden would remember his voice in his head. It’s not like he got nearly 100 deaths in one match very often.

"Did he have dirty brown hair and blue eyes?" Thresh continued.  He really needed that book for Derrick.

"Uhmm yeah, I think so." He thought for a moment before remembering which way the guy had been headed. "I think he was headed for the cafe? Um..I think..I dunno I get lost in here a lot…" To be perfectly honest he hated being inside all the time but it wasn’t like there was much else for him outside the institute either.

"Well why don’t we go find out together then?" Thresh offers. 

The 'former' assassin watch the creature before him for a while, unsure what he was, or even where he was. He'd fallen asleep just to wake up in a strange dark place filled with what appeared to be nightmares. Finally he took a step from the darker of the shadows into view. "Hello." He spoke, unsure if the creature before him even spoke, let alone understood him.

formerassassinezra:

ask-thechainwarden:

ask-thechainwarden:

Thresh turned around to look at the figure before him.  More and more people had been appearing in the Shadow Isles… personally, he blamed Elise.  “Let me guess, you have absolutely no idea where you are…?”

"Follow me then.  And stay close: life on the Shadow Isles easily draws attention…"

As he leads the former assassin through the dead willow trees and clinging fog, he tries to strike up a conversation.  ”So where are you originally from…?”

"A land far far different from this one, and far far away." He answered, unsure what he meant by ‘life’ in this case, wasn’t he alive too? "Shadow Isle’s huh? That was this place is?"

"Yes.  It used to be beautiful once," he says as  he leads him onwards, "but I disagree with the others… It was never beautiful… but here we are…"

They had reached the rocky, desolate shore.  Extending his hand, a ghostly galleon rose from the black waters, swarming with souls.  “After you…”

askbirdbrainswain:

tiny-master-of-evil:

summoner-gemini:

// this gif will aid you greatly, friend

// I just got an AU idea from this, thank you <3

When I gank but then leave because you already killed them…

{When you fail flash over a wall as Kha’Zix but then stealth away}

{Seeing this on your blog letsuseallthecolors reminded me of something.

His coming was foretold…}

Picks up the duck. "What luck. I was going to try and make duck soup today, and the recipe called for fresh ingredients..."

frostfireezreal:

ask-thechainwarden:

frostfireezreal:

"Quack!" The frosted duck flapped his wings vigorously, struggling to get out of the others grip.

"AUGH!"  Thresh lets go of the duck and pulls out his kusarigama.  "That’s it — now you die!"

The duck let out a terrified quack and began to waddle away quickly.

"I’ll get my revenge against you, you foul fowl!  Mark my words!"

thesuperiorsoulreaver:

{You’re just jealous ‘cause he out-moustached Draven.}

"As if."

"I’m afraid this is a losing battle, Draven.  Despite all of your charm and glory, this newcomer will be more popular.  Not because of his bare chest or his facial hair, but because he saved a poro, and mortals adore poros."

nithhaiah:

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(( I swear to god, the mustache is… glorious ))

{If this guy’s a support, imagine him laning with a Draven.

Their manliness would be unstoppable}

Picks up the duck. "What luck. I was going to try and make duck soup today, and the recipe called for fresh ingredients..."

frostfireezreal:

ask-thechainwarden:

frostfireezreal:

ask-thechainwarden:

frostfireezreal:

"Quack!" The frosted duck flapped his wings vigorously, struggling to get out of the others grip.

"Oh relax, it’s for a good cause: you’ll be used to feed dozens of homeless people.  Won’t that be worth it?"

"Quack! Quack!” He began to peck at the wardens fingers. 

"It’s no use, duck: they’re metal gauntlets.  Accept your fate."

Feeling that there was nothing else he could do, the duck…pooped.

"AUGH!"  Thresh lets go of the duck and pulls out his kusarigama.  "That’s it — now you die!"

Thoughts on Teambuilder

summoner-mayuri:

{I dunno ‘bout you, but I love it.  It allows me to play against real players and not feel bad about my skill.  There are some good summoners, and some not.  And it all works out.  My friend wanted to practice Lux mid, so I helped by going top.

First game:

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I had mixed feelings when I saw Jarvan stride confidently into lane.  I was so proud of him for trying out a new champion!  How could I tell he was new?  By the Hunter’s Machette and 5 pots in his inventory.  And he kept building armor against me, and chasing me.  It was hilarious, and it was sad.  But it was a fun game.  Kudos to Yi for jungling.

Second game:

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Gangplank tried so hard… XD.  He was very upset that a Lissandra was top lane.  Despite his protestations that I was supposed to be mid, I kept in my top role.  Too bad I didn’t get to go beyond my core build.  I really wanted to go more tanky, probably with a Randuin’s or something… Shout out to Amumu and Teemo, who were awesome.

Third game:

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You know it’s going to be one of those games when you face yourself in any lane.  This was one of those really close games.  The enemy Mundo kept building health.  I started with a Spectre’s Cowl.  So while his damage was mitigated, mine was not.  I don’t think he got it, though.  Their Vi tho.  Always there.  Also, our Sona was amazing with heals.

Tune in next time when I hopefully play mid lane!  ’Cause when I play Soraka, I play to kill.}

ask-the-fae-sorceress:

quiet-maven-sona:

i tried :c

oi<jfoijsid <3

{ quiet-maven-sona You succeeded}

Picks up the duck. "What luck. I was going to try and make duck soup today, and the recipe called for fresh ingredients..."

frostfireezreal:

ask-thechainwarden:

frostfireezreal:

"Quack!" The frosted duck flapped his wings vigorously, struggling to get out of the others grip.

"Oh relax, it’s for a good cause: you’ll be used to feed dozens of homeless people.  Won’t that be worth it?"

"Quack! Quack!” He began to peck at the wardens fingers. 

"It’s no use, duck: they’re metal gauntlets.  Accept your fate."

lucianthelightslinger:

ask-thechainwarden:

lucianthelightslinger:

ask-thechainwarden replied to your photo “//Having drawn Xerath all Disco’y, I of course didn’t want to leave…”

Thresh doesn’t even bother to hide while laughing. If he gets shot, it’ll still be worth it. “HA!”

"Chorister might be exempt from being shot in the head but you most certainly aren’t.”

"Ha ha… do I look like I care?" Thresh laughs.  "I have enough souls to mitigate the damage with my lantern anyways… but ahahahAHAHAHAHA!"

"Tch. Shut your ridiculous mouth, Warden."

"Are you kidding?  I’m gonna be laughing at this for weeks!"

Picks up the duck. "What luck. I was going to try and make duck soup today, and the recipe called for fresh ingredients..."

frostfireezreal:

"Quack!" The frosted duck flapped his wings vigorously, struggling to get out of the others grip.

"Oh relax, it’s for a good cause: you’ll be used to feed dozens of homeless people.  Won’t that be worth it?"

lucianthelightslinger:

ask-thechainwarden replied to your photo “//Having drawn Xerath all Disco’y, I of course didn’t want to leave…”

Thresh doesn’t even bother to hide while laughing. If he gets shot, it’ll still be worth it. “HA!”

"Chorister might be exempt from being shot in the head but you most certainly aren’t.”

"Ha ha… do I look like I care?" Thresh laughs.  "I have enough souls to mitigate the damage with my lantern anyways… but ahahahAHAHAHAHA!"